November 2011
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When someone tells me I'm weird.
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October 2011
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
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I heard this great joke on Sims...
wowfunniestposts: Ba harmy putar? GLARCH!
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Anonymous asked: I was gonna ask you a question, but then I was all like 'Why the hell should I ask a question?' So I'm totally making a statement instead.
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To the person I met on Omegle
In another life, another time, we may have been perfect lesbian lovers. If anything ever changes, you will be the first person I scissor while I quote Anchorman.
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Our escrow was supposed to close this Monday, and the sellers pulled the house off the market. I am really bummed. EDIT: Entanglement and tequila, you comfort me so.
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Halloween parties are too mainstream I’m gonna babysit my niece, instead. DOCTOR WHO MARATHON INCOMING!
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